OMG. I'm torn. Evil Genius.

yeeees, now I hear his name as VladiMOAR POOTIN

Poot-Poot.

yes, I can see the appeal. My daughter projectile vomits ( she is four months old) and I am so afraid of her choking like she did in the hospital.

I would do this if I had a preemie. Two of my three children had reflux and I was running on maybe three hours of sleep a night, for fear of them choking on spit up. I would have gotten this if it meant I could rest without Dead Baby terror. For a regular baby this seems ridiculous.

he has Guy Fieri vibe, right?

I have found that too. " my daughter was bit by a spider and her arm looks like *shows terrifying picture* what oil should I use?" USE OIL OF EMERGENCY ROOM NUTJOB. However I have found them to be a game changer for calming my rowdy children. I like Young Living brand. I use them every day.

NOPE.

that's very interesting. Also, lol DTT.

we were driving to whole foods and my husband made some off hand hippie joke. I said " dude. We are headed to Whole Foods and all of us have essential oils on AND we have are buying vinegar and pectin today so we can make pickles and jelly from our own produce. We literally make granola. THE PHONE CALL IS COMING FROM…

ahaaaa

my first two cars were dudes and they broke down all the time. I named my 02 Joanie when I got her new and she is a damn trooper. Girl cars forever.

cosmonut??

I need this to be real and I dream of trading texts with this cosmonaut.

I loathe all the awareness raising bullshit feel good get a wristband crap. If I ever get a disease, please come over and do my laundry so I can rest.

I don't think this makes the pie man a monster. It's not like he's shouting THERE IS NO SANTA through a microphone. Do you even have kids? Do you know any? Learning that the world is not always fair and that there are consequences to your actions is a great lesson. It's the parents job to teach their kid to function…

the more I think on that, the better I like it.

I don't take comments personally. I don't care for Hillary and I fail to see the sexism inherent in not liking her. I think it would be sexist to like her and vote for her because she is a woman. There are lots if reasons people do things. I'm not going to try and guess why Elizabeth Warren backed her. It doesn't mean…

yes, our local ice cream parlor had a Mac machine put in front of their building so people can pay cash. I thought it was a smart way to avoid fees.

this is damn shitty. We always tip cash, because I know my coworkers always preferred it.