The freight railroads have been reducing double track lines to single track and abandoning thousands of miles of their lines well, with abandon, for the past 70 years and as a result, extra capacity is no longer there. One stalled train can tie up other trains across several states.

Counterpoint: Kirkland clear plastic wrap is as good as, if not better than, Saran Wrap.

I take bandages from the first aid cabinet at work. Not sure of the manufacturer, but I find them superior to Band-Aid brand. I think Cintas stocks that cabinet.

I purchased Aldi mayonnaise and it got watery after a few weeks. Yuck. I’m sticking with Hellman’s.

I’m sure someone buying a $50k Bronco can fork over some money for a decent attorney.

I just rented a black Charger with tinted windows on a drive through the Midwest. Lots of motorists thought I was a cop and got out of my way. My passenger was my teenage nephew and he enjoyed the trip.

My cats seem to get the zoomies at 2:30 in the morning. 

Most of social media should follow that statement.

I swear the landscapers in my neighborhood mostly stand around on a beautiful weekend morning and swing the gas blowers back and forth for 45 minutes just to annoy neighbors.

Gosh, Americans’ insatiable capitalistic frenzy in the guise of a religious holiday may be slightly less consumeristic? Sounds terrible.

Hey don’t reveal our secret! I’ll take ALLLLLL of the black licorice! It’s been my favorite since childhood.

Easiest vehicle I had to load and unload my kayak was a 2002 Mazda Protege hatchback.

Wow, $6k is a bargain. Prices appear to have doubled on used trailers since COVID.

Prices have gone crazy and resale values are approaching Tacoma-level insanity. $30k for these tiny TAB campers? Hopefully these owners will grow tired of them in 5 years and I can finally afford one.

My parents are in their 80s and they think this SNL skit is the funniest one of all time.

If that 16 year old can parallel park this thing, any other modern sedan should be a piece of cake.

If you’re looking to add LSD to your car, I know a guy.

I crammed 4 smelly teenage boys and a 50 lb dog into my 2015 Honda CR-V for our annual summer camping weekend along the river. The back was packed to the top with gear (mostly junk food for my passengers) and we had the foldable canopy and camping chairs secured to the roof rack.

“this wagon has seen a lot of repairs”

That rule was in place long before 2021 #doilookfatinthisdress