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For one thing, violent crime was much higher in the 90s. And people still smoked indoors. Yuck.

Does anyone wanna see my collection of Sub Pop 7" singles? I think they are in a box in my attic.

I grew up in a rigidly observant Catholic household and attended Catholic school for 16 years so I’ve had plenty of experience giving up most of the items listed in this article. I no longer practice the faith of my youth but for the past decade I have given up social media for Lent. I often miss a few events that are

Nitrogen-filled tires were the one thing I refused to pay as well although I think my dealer wanted $199. “But we’ll replace your tires for one year if they are damaged for any reason,” the sales manager told me. “I’ll take my chances,” I replied.

This is pretty awesome. My mutt loves to play rough with the other dogs at our local dog park and I love to watch the dogs grab her by the scruff of her neck and drag her down like a tackler vs a running back. Other times, the two dogs will crash into each other like opposing linemen...I just need to watch my own legs

This is pretty awesome. My mutt loves to play rough with the other dogs at our local dog park and I love to watch

Did Crazy Taxi inspire The Simpsons: Road Rage and future flavors of GTA?

On the Garden State Parkway in NJ, we call those left-lane campers “New Yorkers.”

I coach triathletes, and I swear they spend at least 10 minutes of our 60-minute workout posting selfies to Instagram and bragging to their social media followers about their workouts. I’m happy to take their money.

My soon-to-be-ex and I got tired over bickering over details in our divorce because we realized that every call to our respective attorneys was another $1500 down the drain. We cut our assets down the middle and 8 years later, it appears to have worked out OK, as we get along and have little issues co-parenting our

Editing a PDF requires the paid Acrobat Pro. I don’t believe that it can  be edited with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader.

A tired dog is a well-behaved dog. My ex and I have joint custody of a mutt that I take home on weekends. She walks the dog to the tiny patch of grass in front of her apartment and that’s all the exercise the dog sees in a day. She complains when the dog has destroyed furniture or ate a box of crayons. When I pick up

The sounds about right. I had a V6 2007 Grand Cherokee that averaged about 16 mpg. I got 220k miles out of it. Loved everything about it except for the lousy mileage.

My dog barks at our neighborhood opossum, who hisses back. After 5 minutes of this, both of them get bored with each other and they go about their respective business.

I used to believe the adage that “there’s no such thing as bad press” until I watched this interview.

Someone got paid lots of Euros to design that logo (I wish it were me because that’s about the limits of my graphic design capability).

I was about to ask the same question. I’d prefer my pooch’s company in a secluded cabin to any human.

When I bought my CPO CRV at my local Honda dealer, the salesman said that he recently had a customer who traded in his Element with 300k miles on it. The toaster lasted a day on the lot before another customer purchased it as-is.

I owned a 2009 Element and the only thing I didn’t like about the vehicle was the poor gas mileage. Cargo room was incredible and that came in handy when we were doing tons of camping at state parks. I even loaded a yard of mulch in the back with the seats folded up (and the floor covered with a tarp).

This is a pretty lazy article. It seems that the author lost interest in the subject matter about 1/3 of the way through. How about opossums? Nothing on porcupines? My dog came within inches of receiving a mouthful of quills which would have required anesthesia and surgery at the vet.

I purchased two potted palms only to have them turn brown and die in a few weeks. Yes, I water them a few times a week to ensure the soil stays moist. The rest of my houseplants are thriving.