I miss the 90 minute movie.

Perhaps it’s time to be on the lookout for any trans-dimensional portals run by Nazis in the Pocono Mountains.

I’d like to start a filmmaking company where the only restriction is that all films must be 90 minutes or shorter.

I have a few former college classmates who bragged about buying their spouse a $50k car as a surprise gift. I’m still driving a 2007 Jeep with 210k miles on it. No red bow.

God Bless America and it’s healthcare system.

I think the power version is used by my doctor when she painfully cleans out my eardrums every 2 years.

I take off from work the Monday after Thanksgiving and travel home in the morning.

That’s a good point. When NJT works, it’s pretty awesome. When it doesn’t, it can result in craptacular commutes.

NJT runs frequent trains from EWR to Penn Station. Travel time is 25 mins and cost is $15.25. Penn Station is a different kind of hell though.

I’ve been wearing DMs since 1988 and they hold up well. My favorite pair is 15 years old and received new soles 5 years ago but it now has a hole in it :-(

I just admit to my wife that she’s correct. She always is.

I was going to say the same thing, although I was spending $10 on crap shoes and now consider $70 footwear to be pricey. My feet are much happier with the $70 shoes.

What if it’s YOU that is the one who is terrible with money. My younger brother is successful insurance exec while I work 3 jobs just to pay rent. He wants to spend thousands of dollars on our parents’ 50th wedding anniversary (and split the cost with me) because our mom & dad spent thousands of dollars throwing an…

I installed something similar on my 2001 Taurus so I could listen to my iPod. My Taurus did not come with a CD changer but the in-dash audio player had a button for it, as it was an option. The device was hard-wired to the CD changer controls. I even think I was able to skip through songs using the dashboard controls,…

“I’ve had some intense relationships with women I met by chance—one knocked on my door looking to borrow an egg”

I ordered these “MFi Certified” cables for my iPhone in June (thanks to Kinja Deals) and they are already failing. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07RHP56BF/

That’s how I book my Thanksgiving train travel on Amtrak. Leave early on Thanksgiving morning and I depart for home Monday.

$100 at REI is a pair of shoelaces, a bottle opener key ring and a camping mug.

$100 at REI is a pair of shoelaces, a bottle opener key ring and a camping mug.

In 2017-18 I drove Lyft after my day job let out - generally 4:30-10 pm on most weeknights. I kept most of my driving local, within 20 miles of my house. I met lots of really interesting, enjoyable passengers and had a 5-star rating. I was averaging $200-$300/month, and my car was paid for. AFTER expenses I was…

You don’t wanna know where my hands are right now.