Hefty Lefty tried to carry the ball

Microsoft Painting... I don't have photoshop on this computer.

A lot of the "Go Broncos!" that came up on Facebook could have also been sarcastic.

This bearly has anything to do with sports.

I have uncovered a photo of the Redskins' think tank meeting to discuss their next course of action

Imagine the riots in the streets you would see if baseball would try to ban home plate collisions or if Gooddell would consider eliminating the extra point. Cities would burn!

Actually, upon looking it up, MLB is going to start requiring using the S100 under the newest agreement but the new model of it is a lot smaller than the original. I remember when Brian Roberts was coming back from concussion the helmet he wore made him look like Dark Helmet.

They are experimenting with 100mph helmets in the minors. They are huge and will probably not make it to the pros for a few years when most of the players will have played in them before reaching the pros.

They may be able to circumvent this by claiming that they are performers rather than employees. It's the same way that they are able to kick people off the team based on their physical appearance much like how Hooters is able to hire exclusively women without being tagged for sexual discrimination.

Colorado viewers were forced to watch Brady frozen on the screen for 6 minutes to which they reacted "UGG!"

I don't attribute Mattingly's high numbers to the large New York readership, I attribute it to our fondness of sideburns.

Make the teams play a round of flip cup. Whichever team wins gets the point but the scoring team only has to do a 3 person flip cup instead of 4 to give them the advantage.

I would be mad too if I looked like Mr. Fix It

The Seahawks originally planned on having Kurt Cobain singing the national anthem but for some reason the jerk declined. I guess he thinks he's above singing at sporting events.

They probably got fined for that. The NFL is strict about noisemakers being used by the team after the huddle is broken.

Lions and Tigers, and Bears (Oh myyyyyy)

We really did do despicable things to this.

Oh God! Make it stop!