You know that couple friend of yours? The ones who loudly state how in love they are? Where she always posts photos of him with captions like “the love of my life” and “I’m so happy we found each other” and his Instagram is filled of pictures of him working out or out drinking with the buddies.
You know the ones, whose…

It’s the Jezebel “Taylor Swift” syndrome. The writers of Jezebel have decreed it, so I guess we all have to hear about it and listen to them complain about it until someone else swoops in.

Worst?

Im just personally mourning the loss of the 90's angry girl who spoke to my teenage soul that for some reason evolved into culture vulture and now a basic country pop star. but again, that’s just personal.

It’s not just you.  Kinja commenting system is a flaming bag of dog shit in a dumpster fire in a tire fire.

Nah, they were both still married when they met. There were a lot of people invested in the fairy tale seeming nature of their previous marriages (Gwen and Gavin being a 90s power couple, Miranda crushed on Blake from afar.) Then they went on to be very public and extra about their relationship together.

Neither of them will ever come close to the awesomeness of her first wedding dress. It's nice to see she didn't even try.

Picture yourself as a 20-30 something women with a master’s degree from a private college in a liberal arts field, who likely has the student loan debt to prove it.

or maybe get a vasectomy 

Nick Cannon has had FOUR children born within like half a year? That is really sloppy...

I remain to be fully convinced that Mr. Zuckerberg is actually biologically human.

It’s just so weird and cringy. 

But I think the point was she was responding to the circumstances she was in, not that she was mentally ill, which is the narrative her handlers preferred.

I know this is a separate issue, but I’d really like to know why men like Charlie Sheen or Sean Penn or Robert Downey Junior never got a conservatorship when they were acting erratically and unhinged.

Nuns get raped.

I like the dress and I’m all for women skirting around ridiculous dress codes meant to shame and sexualize their bodies. I am perpetually enraged at the idea that a woman’s body can disrespect “the sacredness” of a place.

I can’t get too worked up about what anyone decides to wear inside Child Assault & Abuse HQ.

The fact that the Pope won’t come to Canada to face the thousands of Indigenous people that the Catholic Church has wronged, but will have court with Kim Kardashian (is she even Catholic?) is a level of ridiculous that I can’t even wrap my head around.  

Yeah, to me this has become all the more evident with all the high-level Scientology defections of the past couple of decades.

Uhhhhh... I mean, she was seeking self-actualization, so of course she wanted to meet him. That’s one way people are baited into cults.