What, no mention of the Verrückt water slide at Schlitterbahn Kansas City, which was built after the company somehow convinced the MO legislature to exempt it from any state inspections? It was so insane riders often went airborne. It operated for only two years before someone was killed, and in bit of irony, that…

Harron, I’m sorry you’re contractually obligated to write about Kardashian-associated shenanigans. Thanks for poking fun at this regular assignment at the same time.

I’m sure that in the end the couple will do what is best for remaining in the news.

Sex & The City! Checking the boxes about 20 years too late.

It had to be BJ because he was a writer and her costar and the person whose character would’ve made the most sense saying that. Reading that reminded me about the Weight Loss episode of The Office, which would have happened a few years after the incident Mindy mentioned. Since in that one Kelly stops eating entirely…

She said it was a fellow writer, I don’t think it was either Paul Lieberstein, Mike Schur or Bj Novak since they were costars on the show and she interacts with them often, maybe one of the writers or producers. But yeah, what a shitty thing to say to the lone person of color, and the youngest one, in such a male and…

It was definitely BJ Novak. They can still be friends if he made a writing suggestion many years ago that ended up being hurtful. She probably didn’t call him out because they’re such good friends. 

John Krasinski wasn’t a writer on the show. I’m pretty sure it was BJ. Paul Lieberstein (Toby), Mindy and BJ were the only writers/actors in the first season and I doubt Paul would have suggested that Toby tell Kelly she should lose 15 pounds. That wouldn’t have been in character.

Mindy once talked about how a journalist who did a profile on her mentioned in the article that she ate jam on her toast and described it as confident or something similar.

$20 says Jim Halpert! I don’t think it’s BJ Novak simply because Mindy has openly talked about how close they are and their strong friendship. I don’t think she’d be that close to someone who is such a dick.

I always found it...interesting, I guess?...that for all the problems plus-sized models are supposed to address, they’re still stunningly gorgeous people. Like, yes, they are slightly larger than what we expect of models, and representation is good, but it’s hard to imagine most people looking at drop-dead gorgeous…

I think I might have body dysmorphia or something. Mindy isn’t even plus sizes. It’s just plus sized models aren’t even plus sized they are size 8 or 10. Most actress are so thin like size 0 or 2. 

Even though the show was formerly called “Roseanne”, the real star was always John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf is equally outstanding, so it’s not really surprising the spinoff was successful without Barr. The big name guest stars just add to an already stellar cast.

Somehow I ended up being a working stage actor. Because I’m Black and female and round and of “a certain age,” I can count on one hand, with fingers left over, the number of times I haven’t played the servant, the slave, or the comedic foil. ‘Cause that’s what’s out there. Ms. Winger can kiss every square inch of my…

Jezebel:  All the news that fits from 2019.

Her best role was absolutely desperately seeking Susan where she pretty much played herself perfectly.

Hey, the job description says write snarky one-sentence comments that link to other websites. It doesn’t say anything about actually reading the articles.

I always forget that Jennifer Lawrence is dating some guy named Cooke Maroney.

Ok, I don’t care about Bennifer 2.0 but I will now care about Jennifer Slopez.