Perfect .gif is perfect.

Ok, FUCK Lindsay Lohan. The last drop of any remaining sympathy I have is officially gone. She’s literally The Worst.

Yes. Chevy Chase is narcissism defined.

I agree. It’s the only type of aerobics class I’ve done where I haven’t felt self-conscious about my clumsiness and lack of coordination. It’s too much fun to be concerned about any of that!

Omg I'm so sorry. Sending you all the hugs... you were a good cat mama during your short time with her. Be gentle with yourself, ok? ❤❤❤

Thank you.

As a British Columbian, I couldn’t agree more. Fuck these fame hungry fuckos, along with the assholes who casually chuck cigarette butts out their car windows. How can you live in BC or anywhere at risk of wildfires, and still do this shit? Humans are awful. 

I just devoured four white chocolate & macadamia nut cookies, after a nice little smoke of some sweet, sticky indica. Kinda regretting the cookies, but FitBit doesn’t need to know, right?

F#ck I love On to the Next One... my love for that song will never die

F#ck I love Chris Gethard

Right!? He does nothing for me. Zilch. Nada. I don’t get it. But I do enjoy all of the hilarious alternate names for him on the Internet.

Ugh David Foster is the worst and he totes didn't deserve that fridge

The. Worst. The worstest worst that ever worsted. 

RIGHT?!

Oh God that was one of the most awkward, uncomfortable things I've ever seen on TV... it was SO obvious the spark had been long dead between them, and it came off like she was desperately trying to convince RHOBH viewers (and herself) of her fairytale marriage. So much cringe!

A a fellow Canadian, I wholeheartedly agree. Anything is better than a Harper-esque Tory in the PM seat. Even a soggy piece of toast would probably be a better option.

Needs more stars. Wasting that sweet, dank flower on pets is a travesty.

Right? And why does Kinja keep taking a star AWAY every time I click to star a comment today? Whyyyyy?

Fuck that dude. What a garbage human. I’m so sorry that happened to you.