This is brilliant.

I’ll bring a joint and some snacks... see y’all in 20

WTF I don’t know whether to laugh or cry that is terrifying

“Dough” Hutchinson... OK I am dead. Not sure if typo or intentional, but it’s brilliant.

Needs more stars!!!

Needs more stars!!!

Yup. My grad degree was the clincher for my first marriage falling apart. Obviously there were deeper issues that led to our demise as a couple... but burying myself in thesis research was a convenient escape, and provided me with space to realize I was done with the relationship.

I’ve been on a true crime bender lately, and recently watched Real Detective on Netflix. It was pretty good... only one season, though, so I burned through it quickly.

My husband, toddler, and myself all had norovirus during the Christmas holidays. It was a disgusting barf-a-thon for 3 days straight, I shit my pants so many times I lost count, and I wound up at the ER twice because I needed chemo-strength anti-nauseants just to be able to keep water down. That shit is no joke!

Stars: they’re just like us! 🌈

Thank you!!

Ooh I’ll have to give that a try, thank you!

Ok, I am pretty basic when it comes to makeup: mascara, eyeliner, blush and lip balm; light dusting of mineral powder in the winter to help even out my skin tone. But I need some advice... I love the look of tightlining — applying eyeliner to the inner rim of my upper eyelids. Any recommendations on eye pencils that…

Minister of Cupboard Protection

Your username tho!!! I am dead.

Starred for “resting atheist face.” Lol!

Congrats, that is gorgeous!

OK this was not in public, but... last year, about 5 weeks after I gave birth to my son, my in-laws (who do not speak any English) were visiting while my husband was working out of town. This was only the second time I’d met/seen them in person. I was changing the baby’s diaper, when suddenly the urge came on to…

Ok you win. I am dead over here.

Perfect gif is perfect 👌