I had honestly totally forgottten about the existence of Porn Iguana until seeing your post above. How could I forget about such a glorious creature? Long live the Porn Iguana... I shall never forget her again.

OMG fuckity-fuck this.

Fuck this with a rusty chainsaw. I live in a frozen-ass, small, northern Canadian town, and Land’s End is one of my favourites for ordering online, because they carry the tall sizes and serious warmth/waterproofness I need to survive the winters here. Now I don’t ever want to shop there again.

Yes. I believe the nickname “Pimp Mama Kris” originates from the brilliant, twisted mind of Michael K., of DListed fame.

Have you tried the Klorane dry shampoo (spray)? It’s spendy, but the best IMO.

“I am always torn on stories like this, because on the one hand, I don’t want to endorse shitty behaviour, but on the other hand, I cannot imagine how exhausting it must be to have people approach you all the time.”

Have you seen St. Vincent? His character is the ultimate old curmudgeon, and needless to say, he plays it like a true expert. In a heartwarming way, of course. ;-)

Ok, but following someone into the bathroom is kinda a dick move. I get that their intentions were not to harass him, but I’d be pissed, too, if someone followed me into the bathroom for an autograph...

While Bill Murray may very well be a dick, I kinda disagree on this. If the fans had approached him and respectfully asked to take a pic, he likely would not have reacted the same way. Trying to sneak photos when he’s off duty and just trying to enjoy dinner is not cool, regardless of the profession he chose. Maybe…

Right?

...in six feet of snow.

This rad little shop on Etsy, which I stumbled upon the other day. I kinda want everything from this shop...

BTW, I love your screen name.

Brian Moylan called him a “swishing gecko tongue” in this recap, which I think kinda describes him perfectly.

He seems like the type who requires constant ego stroking and fawning.

Hey Lord Disick, was it a bony-eared assfish, by any chance?

Oh God, that sexy lingerie dinner she did for him a season or two ago was so so awkward... I was cringing, because everything about their body language said “We don’t have sex anymore and this is a desperate effort to prove everything is fine for the cameras.” Aaack. Poor Yo.

This is horrible but I am amused at how the hole in her windshield is actually kinda bird-shaped...

HOLY FUCK!!!