Yup, I thought the chest-grabbing was bad enough, but my jaw hit the floor watching his antics last week. I don’t think he could more of a dick if he tried.

Yeah, like he was making a joke out of the whole thing... so insensitive. If my husband pulled that shit when I was sick, he likely wouldn’t have a pair of functional balls anymore, because I would’ve kicked them inside out.

Ok but can we talk about what a dick David Foster is?? That comment about Ken having nicer breasts than post-op Yolanda? Also, she said something about their nuptials not including him caring for her while sick... Um “in sickness and in health,” no? He is the WORST.

Good luck! Hope you get some relief soon; sleep issues are the worst.

I completely forgot about the existence of that movie. So good!!

Also: weed. A few tokes of a nice indica strain should help you drift off peacefully into dreamland. ;)

Have you been checked for sleep apnea? Apparently it’s very common and can result in exactly the types of sleep disturbances you’re experiencing.

Yeah, no. I would never let a rando pizza delivery dude into my house. If I can figure out how to dress appropriately for winter, so can pizza delivery dude.

Bora Bora!

Nooooo stahhhhp

Me, too. High-fives!

“It’s about consent. Legally, of course, she couldn’t give it. But in the average everyday sense, she did. ...”

Not a troll. And, happy new year!! I’ll miss your words around here.

OK, what is with celebrities being hospitalized for “exhaustion?” I mean seriously... for many of them, it’s code for rehab, but I don’t think that’s the situation with Kendall Jenner? How is life as a rich, pampered celebrity truly more exhausting than being a Normal struggling paycheque to paycheque??? To the point…

I like to imagine he’s a very enthusiastic tour guide, or aquatic television host, and speaks with a fancy British accent.

Indeed, they are cute!

Egg?

Her?

Don’t forget about Jermajesty