She’s an independent, self sufficient adult. Why does anyone need to walk her down the aisle. It’s so antiquated.

As someone that doesn’t watch the OWL or care about the game at all.. I clicked on this link to read about it based on the headline as it sounded interesting. I did find it interesting. However all the topics you just listed, “AimGod arrived in NA today, big deal. Fl0w3R turned 18 today, pretty big deal. OWL patch…

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

*immediately scrolled to the bottom*

I’d need to channel Chrisjen Avarsarala to properly respond to “syfy.”

I wish the man all of the best and for him to remember, even if he slips and ends up drinking that it is -not- the end of the world and that he should confess and climb back on that wagon. Relapses happen to almost everyone and they can be soul-crushing, but the trick is to deal with it and get back on the wagon again.

Best way I can think of to put it: y’all ain’t NEVER had to vacate a room so your roommate could get laid?

As much as I agree with the old man yells at cloud take on physical media being more permanent, I’m also an old man with limited space. So shrug.

“Closing down the country”? Is he actually suggesting the USA not let people in even for vacations? That would destroy the economy of countless US cities and towns. And this is after the USA has hit it’s lowest ever tourism numbers thanks to him being in office.

The “vape bros” I have encountered do not stop vaping when asked, even in an enclosed area. They say, “It’s just water, it’s perfectly safe,” and keep right on vaping. I always assumed that was why people hate them.

The replies to Roseanne are amazing. She isn’t built for the social media game. She should stick to threatening and bullying people in person.

Sure it was lost or did someone need to generate 1.21 gigawatts?

Your dick isn’t going to play the victory theme from Final Fantasy VII

Took me a second too. I immediately thought this woman had a roommate that somehow purposely made this tumor start to form.

But alas....

Roommate = Tumor

And the roommate’s name was... “The Aristocrats!”

Seems like a lot of effort went into normalizing a guy who doesn’t even have a fucking plane.

Thanks, man. I absolutely love coaching these kids. And we’ve got a decent group of guys at the helm in our town so we’ve been able to keep the nutjobs at bay (for the most part).

Watch his performance of “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle. If you’re not in love with him after that, something is definitely wrong with you.

Wrong. Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris. Have you seen his tweets? Woke bae is superior bae.