For all my bloviations, words generally fail me at a time like this, as they often feel hollow—and almost always fail to convey the depth of what I’m feeling at the moment.

Still, gonna try:

Fahey, you’re the sort of writer I want to be at some point in my life. You seem to take genuine joy in your work, and rather than…

The Secret World of Allison Mack sure is a trip.

“It was at that time that I kind of made up my mind,” Shaw said, “that if it was going to come down to it, he was going to have to work to kill me.”

*an editor.

Stupid sexy Geralt...

I will never tire of this GIF.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

Ah, yes. North America, that noted historical “homeland” of white people...

Because he’s good and funny and also didn’t infantilise Trump* in the run up to the election.

This comment thread is depressing as fuck.

I dont have enough to say because Fake Kaz already said it best

This was one of the first things I did after my daughter picked out her favorite stuffed animal. Bought a backup.

“So, do you think this suit is loud enough to make the airport employees avert their eyes so they don’t notice I shouldn’t be on a flight to Russia?”

Why could Cohen have not come up with a better faux name for the settlement agreements? Hugh Johnson? Dirk Diggler? N. George Member? Rawling Dogg?

Fear that some of them might have been radicalized by Boko Haram during their time with them. Which, if you’ve dealt with terrorism before, you would know isn’t that unlikely.

Even if it was under seal, neither Ryan, nor Jalopnik, nor any other reporter is party to the case. As Judge Hannah cited in States Ex Rel Thomas v. Grant, “protective orders generally do not bind a non-party.”

The weirdest thing, is that my understanding is that Pandas are the opposite of sex crazed and that zoos play panda porn to get them to hump. They are so not interested in sex that they have trouble procreating.

From a lawyer’s perspective it’s pretty jaw dropping. For them to get a warrant for documents that are presumed to be privileged, they need to make a pretty compelling showing that the privilege doesn’t apply because the lawyer is helping his client commit a crime or a fraud. I’m so freaking excited.

When I first came to the US, I had a pretty thick Indian accent. It was my Freshman year in high school. I’m sure the kids would’ve made fun of my accent either way, but the most common thing was for them to either say “thank you come again” to me or to ask me to do it. It certainly didn’t help that I spoke English…