I’m so excited to finally not miss SNS! I’ve been collaborating with a local yarn dyer to turn some of my tattoo designs into embroidery kits, and I am super excited about it! This will be the first one. The design just needs some simplifying to fit into a 5" hoop.

He didn’t say “unique ... to” he said “unique ... in”.

Well, NO SHIT.

Hey! Don’t mess this up. I’m trying to market a new biz: Pot Personal Shopping Service™. “We go into the weedz, so you don’t have to!”

I will always remember him as the stoner who trades his denim jacket to the devil for dreadlocks that grow weed.

Because your analogy didn’t fit. No one is sitting there on Twitter waiting for you to post something. If you post something on twitter or facebook, it stays there.

It doesn’t matter if the coach is right or wrong; part of your job is to say yes regardless

I think he meant that Trump is orange.

These ads are probably the most annoying thing about Netflix.

Maybe Netflix will stop this once Kotaku and all other Kinja websites stop auto playing random video contents, such as Kotaku’s “Recent Video” segment, on the main website or embedded in the articles.

Not brilliant: “They took action to ask someone to pass a law[.]”

Speaking as an attorney, if the police ever ask if they can search your vehicle or home, always always always say no. Attorneys can potentially help you if the police try to claim probable cause and search you anyways, over your protest. However, what a defense attorney can do will be basically zilch if you consent.

Is there any generally accepted rule as far as wedding stuff goes? My marriage ended fairly amicably also, and I’ve kept everything. Hell, I still have their moms wedding dress in the attic. We had three kids together and it seemed like I would be taking something from them if I got rid of it all.

GROSS! “Hello, Hookworms! Get in my feet! Or whatever....kind of worms....will go in your feet.”

Good lord, if I had interest from NASA or SpaceX I would be there in a minute. You can keep in touch with friends and family with Facebook until you have new friends where you are.

Today’s Indie is tomorrow’s CDProject Red. And in many cases, it’s the small indie developers offering more bank for your buck then well established exisiting 3rd parties.

I was raped 22 freaking years ago. It’s still a gut punch to get a random rape threat online. You can’t always just “decide” to change your emotional responses. Psychology isn’t that simple.

idk dude, i’d like to be able to coordinate things with my teams without being called a faggot