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I’ll tolerate a lot of things, but you do not disparage President Bill Pullman. We’d all be ailen ashes if not for his heroic actions on Independence Day. Especially so soon after losing his wife.

That’s what you took from this? Okay...

I love In Her Shoes. I’m the Collette, definitely not the Diaz. After the movie I entertained the thought of ditching being a lawyer and walking dogs. Turns out you have to walk a lot of dogs to make up a lawyer’s salary, but a girl can dream.

I’ve never seen a settlement agreement written like this. The sgnature blocks imply a 3 party agreement but the Paties are defined as EC and/or DD on the one part and PP on the other. The and/or is weird. If EC has the ability to act on behalf of DD then the EC signature would suffice? EC is providing the…

I giss he got gud

I see new life for BBC Mom:

Kirby wants to say its opinion to trump:

They’ll be living on a six chewable-figure income. Pills pills pills!

I am undergoing periodic panic attacks since my wife abandoned my daughter and I last year. I haven’t really talked about it much, except with my boss who has been very supportive of all my time off as I get my meds stabilized and have to make divorce court appearances.

Please win so our future generations will be hella confused.

She has little in the way of a defense. She did it, no question. And killing children simply isn’t an option to argue self-defense, irresistible impulse or anything but insanity. Her lawyers have to offer her the best defense they can given the fact pattern of this awful and tragic case.

I have a whole folder of this guy!

“I know I just punched you in the face, but we’re playing Risk here and ain’t nuthin’ in the Geneva Conventions against it.”

Not straight in the trash. First he tried to talk to it.

You know what I don’t understand, how come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you’re not really taking it anywhere.

As someone who grew up Catholic (but now wouldn’t set foot in a church if the rest of the planet were lava), the way the Church treats nuns has a far-reaching effect that goes beyond just those nuns. It’s ingrained in your consciousness from an early age that the priests are superior. They’re saying mass. They wear…

Nuns are legit insane. One of my evil grandmother’s cousins went to Australia with her order back in the 1920s and they pretty much built a town. For, like, forty years they just built and built, and the last thing they built was their own retirement home.