I don’t believe in eating tasty animals, but I do believe in PETA sucking my left nut.

PETA’s the Trump of animal rights activism.

Her resignation....it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

Yeah, I definitely fell out of the average dude tree and hit a couple of ugly branches on the way down; also, my limited witticisms are entirely reliant on the written word—I have no talent for being witty in speech.

I’d make a pretty poor streamer.

The work thing is definitely overstepping a boundary. I tell my students to anticipate up to a 24 hour waiting period on emails during the workweek—and to not expect me to answer them on the weekends at all (I often do, but by establishing, “look, I need time off, too,” I help them understand that I’m not an…

Inquisition had great main story quests, just wish it composed more than like 10% of the game and wasn’t squashed between 90% of mmo fetch quest fucking around.

Christ, I would hate to be with someone who demanded instant responses to texts.

I can understand time-sensitive texts, but my wife and I mostly call each other if we need an answer on something quickly. If we text each other, it’s largely information that can either wait, or that we aren’t expecting an immediate…

Corporate gal with a heavy period here. I’ve been using my Diva Cup for over twelve years at this point and never had a single leak or spillage - literally, not one. At work, I pull it out, dump the contents in the toilet, give it a little wipe with some toilet paper and back up she goes! No mess, easy-peasy.

I am a late convert and I love it. I only have to empty mine at the beginning or the end of the day most days, so my work clothes aren’t in danger too often. About 1 in every 100 empties there is a whoops spill, and the bathroom looks like a small murder scene. All in all, I love it. They are more comfortable than…

i’m alarmed that they kicked her bustle to the hedgerow.

I mean I hate the guy actually more than I hate Trump, but as someone who has serious issues with staying awake sometimes (I seriously once started nodding off during a mock trial competition when I was still actively competing).... I kinda sympathize. Put me in a warm room around 1:30PM with people talking and where…

UUUUUUGGGHHHHHH

Welp - Went into the greys to look at responses. I don’t know why I did that.

this will go down smoothly with my lady doritos.

I love that scene in Chasing Amy when she gives Affleck holy hell for judging her.

Considering I used to be pretty damn conservative in high school (I was young and naive) and didn’t lose any friends over it, I’m gonna go with it was your specific brand of conservatism that turned people off. I mean you’re in a room listening to Richard Spencer of your own volition...

I do not need fashion. I have this fabric, which I think will be my life now:

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.