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Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

And the answer to that would be: “Why not? I’m an adult of legal drinking age, so unless I’m planning on driving afterward, I am fully allowed to consume as much alcohol as I feel like.” Since that’s the answer, the only possible reason to ask the question would be to suggest that, in fact, my daughter should not have

correction *for not getting CAUGHT raping anyone in the past.
I guess there’s a first time for everything, but I doubt this was his.

This girl is a BEAUTIFUL writer and it’s a real fucking shame that this is the way we have to find out about her gift.

Wow. Her statement is so incredibly eloquent and spot -on. I really hope that she will find some sort of peace.

Or...Jon Lovitz!

*whispers* I bet he still does.

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

I had it! Then I gave it back. He cheated. He sucked. But the ring was awesome af.

It’s either that, or moves to Big Sur or Joshua Tree for a while, discovers her inner Stevie Nicks, and comes back to Los Angeles and makes her California Record™.

Yup. Currently dealing with a close friend who only got a mammogram done as a way to guilt her mom into getting *hers* done. Mom is fine, friend has an aggressive cancer that she had no clue about. (Prognosis is good because they caught it in the nick of time, fortunately.)

Back when this ole gal was having her period, she’d schedule her mammogram about a week after its final day, when my breasts were less sore. It’s not the most fun you’ll have with your clothes off, but it’s 15 minutes out of your year. So when I’m asked about it I always say it’s not ‘so horrible,” because I want

THANK YOU for this. Thank you. If even one person reads this and thinks “damn, I oughta schedule a [medical test]” then you might have saved a life today.

Thank you! As luck would have it, I just got off the phone with the hospital and I’m getting the test done on Thursday.

At first they were trying to confirm an ultrasound and said that if *this* doctor thinks I need the zika testing then they’d schedule it after my (totally unnecessary) ultrasound. But I busted out

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

I know there’s a comic book villain billionaire out to destroy Gawker Media, and y’all lost a motion in court yesterday so you’re probably having an all hands on deck meeting with staff... but that really is no excuse to delay Dirt Bag.

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

Kylie had been bankrolling Tyga for well over a year”

As the father of two daughters who are in there 20's, I agree that this needs to be clarified.