WAIT WHAT IF THEY HAVE BEEN LIKE THOSE XTIAN TEENS THE WHOLE TIME AND HAVE JUST BEEN DOING ANAL BECAUSE THEY THINK IT’S “NOT REAL SEX” (IN GOD’S EYES) !!!!!!!!

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

First, I’ll say this is a fantastic idea for series. I love finding out this shit from publicists.

Best RL fanfic, 5/5, would read again

Sugar and flour are the devil. Avoid refined whites. Kind of a good rule in general, actually.

i wonder if it’s weird when your BFF gets famous and then you hang out with famous people??

*South Carolina.
Sorry, we don’t get to claim much in the way of good things down here in Charleston.

Why isn’t my skin Jennifer Lopez’s skin???

Pretty much what anyone who actually had any background in this area was saying was going to happen.

As a fed who is now under ID theft watch thanks to the massive data breach some years ago, IT security at federal agencies is a joke. They’re hacked constantly. Her emails were probably safer on her private account just because it would be mostly unrecognizable.

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

Zambillion Little Pieces.

“Now is the time to put the pedal to the medal,”

So awesome that Janelle Monae is doing so well. She is the Q.U.E.E.N.

I like your modest proposal for designers.

right! plus, i have never been impressed (by the quality or volume of work produced) by any person who was eager to tell me how much he or she worked.

“A month before she won her final championship, in 2008, Ms. Summitt dislocated her shoulder while shoving a raccoon off the deck of her home in Knoxville, then tried for two hours to reset her shoulder before calling a doctor.”

Indecently rich pop star girlfriend who travels frequently for worldwide tours with access to private planes and yachts says UK is “too far”. She’s just not the into you, bro.

And she winked at Shawn Johnson during her floor routine. If you are capable of picking a person out of the crowd and winking at them to where they can see it (Johnson corroborated it), that is nuts athleticism.