If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

Did you first think Prince was gay?

What’s startling is how much of Kylie’s features were swapped out for Blac Chyna’s before using that app.

I have nothing to add to this other than it looks like Kylie keeps a pre-lips picture of herself on her vanity and that makes me really happy for some reason.

The narrative of the shrill, “dramatic,” slightly unhinged woman is so pervasive that the media tries to shoe-horn any woman who dares show a shred of disappointment or annoyance even for a perfectly understandable reason.

Right. The initial reports suggested she was a ticking time bomb. Instead, she’s just quietly going on vacation with her husband and holding a suggestively titled book.

Kelly Ripa seems great. I saw her at SoulCycle in Tribeca one time, which is a statement that I realize is entirely unsurprising, but point is 1) she is SO TINY 2) she is also SO NICE!

The Rage is dead. They have settled into Bitterness Toward Cable Providers in their old age

“Because of our rapidly changing culture we need to ensure respectful treatment of transgender, androgynous and people...”

This isn’t even the problem! It is legal for anyone to be topless in the state, so this shouldn’t have ever gotten even as far as him asking that person’s gender. And it’s not like this is a new…

Yes! And then the Internet believes she has a quote from him framed on the wall in her house, and she mentioned him in the Vogue interview, and she mentioned him in the Vogue video, plus all the Coachella fan-girling, etc etc etc.

I enjoyed when she let the (mostly fake) “twee bubbly pop star” persona down and showed her more jaded side (like when she advises singers to get lawyers, says she wishes she’d written the Friends theme song just for the royalties, and would tell her 19 year old self to be prepared to get slut-shamed - all more…

That’s why no one tells her secrets...

I also asked a Brooklyn-based bartender if anyone has ever ordered a “vodka Diet Coke” from him in his many years of bartending. His reply: “Never. Not once. Because it’s not a cocktail.”

This is true as well. I’ve had two cousins audition, one made the top 24, the other the top 12 and while they are both very talented singers having “the look” didn’t hurt. Also if you had some niche or sob story, that definitely upped your chances. I mean, the producers rejected Amber freaking Riley for goodness sake,…

so nobody can see their wrinkles and amount of plastic sergery

It’s like the Hollister of restaurants.

I thought my wedding was a little dramatic cuz my parents are divorced and don’t really love spending time together.

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”

Man these American Giant Hoody adverts are getting really weird.