As a former live-in nanny, I found creepy dads to be the exception instead of the rule. In my last role the parents were divorcing and I ended up living w/ the kids and the dad and he mostly just wanted to drink wine and talk about how much he missed his wife after the kids went to bed.

My company just got us S’well water bottles that are very similar and I’ve used it every day since I’ve gotten it. I feel comfortable calling it a life changer.

Right, but his account was still frozen/locked so did he email Twitter and say “I promise I’ll delete that tweet now pretty please unlock my account”?

So did he delete the tweet so he could unlock his account? I’m confused as to how he is posting from a locked account otherwise?

Samesies! It’s such a great visual! Like Danny from Mindy Project

Denver polling stations are open from 7 am to 7 pm, and we also get mail in ballots a month before the election that we can drop off 24 hours a day at specific ballot boxes. It makes me sad that other cities/states don’t make it that easy.

Aaugh! I have that sitting on my counter right now to read! Maybe I’ll do that this weekend.

Britney also dances the same as she always has! It’s amazing.

SAMESIES. I’m tall and skinny and have great genes save for the acne and big arms that run in my family. Always the fucking arms.

I definitely have a type, and my husband is absolutely not my type but the dude is great and it all worked out and he charmed my pants off anyways. The heart wants what it wants.

We custom designed our kitchen because I am spoiled and we purposely put in higher cabinets/counters because hubs and I are both around 5’11” and they’re magical.

AS BEST I CAN RECALL: she was the host of X-Factor which is how she met H.Styles and hell if I know because even 17 year old H.Styles is SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.

Except her character wasn't starving because she could hunt, unlike the rest of the district

Is THAT what the Avril song was about? “So much for [your] happy ending”

Whatever, Spam is DELICIOUS and we eat it all the time (yep, I used to live in Hawaii).

But like you shouldn’t have to apologize for a man who is interrupting YOU for not wanting to engage with him.

The best part is the look on the designer’s face (the one in the hat) after Tim cursed. It was totally the, “oh shit Sibling is in trouble and dad is PISSSSSSSED and I’m both terrified and enjoying this and I’m just going to be really quiet and not draw any attention to myself.”

Strong yes.

Looking at the Facebook page it looks like a marketing event for the mall and a lot of stuff appears to be sponsored by different shops in the mall.

I don’t know if they’re the best, but they’re easy to find and cheap, so my fave tights are the double pack of Merona black tights from Target.

I don’t know if they’re the best, but they’re easy to find and cheap, so my fave tights are the double pack of…