A Jezzie earlier this week or maybe last week commented on something, “Lord grant me the confidence of one mediocre white man” and it has become my new mantra.

If you click through to VF and watch her video clip she is actually 100% makeup free and not in a “no makeup makeup” way.

Marketing isn’t necessarily bad though. Knowing what the company does and identifying something about it that is exciting/interesting to you is important. Even just reading the “about us” section will get you a lot farther than a lot of people.

I don’t think it’s wrong to drop a note to say, “Hey there, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since we last saw each other - it looks like you’ve been busy building an incredible company! My husband actually stumbled across your job posting for X job on Y site, and would be interested in learning more about the…

They were married for 21 months, so just under two years.

No b/c Nick Jonas is firmly in “Adult” territory. He has already been able to vote and is legally allowed to drink alcohol.

That definitely wasn’t happening when we watched it this week on Hulu though I think that would be AMAZING. “Ashton Kutcher waves his right index finger in Mr. Wonderful’s face”

“Turn it off, like a light switch. Just go click! It’s a cool little Mormon trick.”

Trunk Club is expanding to women soon which could help: http://wwd.com/retail-news/di…

I am not a baby person but a few weeks ago I finally gave into the biological urge to touch my very pregnant friend’s belly (with her permission tyvm). The second I put my hand on her belly babeh kicked HARD as if we were both in agreement that I shouldn’t be touching pregnant bellies.

One of my friends is currently pregnant and especially before she was really showing she would order a glass of wine with us. Often times she would just take a few sips before she was like “nope, that’s not that good actually” but now towards the end she only drinks wine when we’re at someone’s house because she…

Samesies. I’d say this in a heart beat. Granted I work in a super casual office and directly work with one person regularly so boundaries don’t really exist but still.

My family isn’t even horrible and my husband only comes with me to visit them like once every two or three years. He has better things to do with his time then hang out with my family for a week, and this way I don’t have to babysit him and can do whatever I want when I’m there. Plus he gets to feel doubly special and…

They build a massive house and classify it as a church so they don’t have to pay taxes on it.

My mom chopped her wedding dress up so we could use it for dress up. She’s several inches shorter than I am so I wouldn’t have been able to wear it anyways and this way we ALL got to wear it, even my brothers.

A new standard in interior design? The only thing I DON’T love about my Juke is the interior design. There’s only 2 cup holders, one of which is obsolete with the armrest down. The door cup holder things are worthless, and there’s no good place to put my cell phone.

I dated my husband’s best friend. It did not work.

Yep! Previously known to me as “Keep phone in airplane mode until I absolutely need it” mode.

I heard the song “Strawberry Wine” for the first time in a few years this weekend and the line that just shouts out to me is “I still remember when 30 was old” which is SUCH a great description of teenage years.

You also have to continue to be sexually available but not want to be monogamous, in the definition that you will not be banging anyone else but don’t mind if he does.