I got a brown shimmer (BRONZE, if you will) Julep gel liner in a GlossyBox and it Change.My.Damn.Life. I have grey/blue eyes and a brown liner makes them pop a little bit more but keeps it FAR more daytime than the black I always wore did

This. They are SOOO comfortable despite constantly being the highest shoes I own. I can wear them for hours and have worn them for hours and have had them for years and they look brand new and my feet love them and now I just want to buy more J.Simp shoes.

I did something similar in high school and ended up with so many extra credits by the start of my senior year that I did a semester on exchange in Hawaii (pass/fail) and spent my last semester taking all dance classes and my capstone. It was worth the previous hustle to basically have a free 5-month vacation in Hawaii…

“Words matter and those words have meanings.”

Right?! I’m in my (beautifully sane) bff’s wedding this fall and between the dress, shoes, hair, bachelorette party, flight, hotels, etc I’ll probably end up paying $2500 (it is totally worth it). I will also most likely get her a gift because I’m fortunate enough to be in a place financially where I can, but I also…

I *think* she’s the celeb advisor they bring in before battle rounds to watch one day of performances and give basically performance notes to the contestants (how to move, where to watch their breath, etc).

Taylor Swift was the advisor not this past season but the season before. For this “main advisor” role it’s like one day of work where they watch the contestants’ rehearsal of either their knockout or battle round performances and basically give them notes on how to perform better.

WHY ARE THERE NOT A MILLION STARS ON THIS?

My husband moved his business to a new location and came home the first day panicking because the guys at the business next door invited him to their football pick ‘em pool and tried to start talking sports (which he knows very very very little about). I spent the rest of the weekend training him up and now he chats…

I’ve recently learned from my FitBit that I sleep the BEST hands down when I smoke a little weed before bed. Otherwise I’m up/restless 10-25 times a night and wake up feeling like I ran a marathon. That was pretty cool to actually verify.

I’ve recently learned from my FitBit that I sleep the BEST hands down when I smoke a little weed before bed.…

That was the thing that jumped out to me - how awesome Julie Bowen is about being a mentor/trusted person for her sitcom babies.

- being peer pressured into drinking/drugs/going out/doing anything I want. Pass.
- bottomless mimosas at brunch. 2 pm hangovers? Pass.
- any bar/restaurant/venue where you have to fight your way to a bar, fight for the bartenders attention, then fight to be heard above the bumping music. Pass.
- events that start after…

^THIS. I don’t mind sharing a room (with two beds) with a friend I know. I DO mind putting 12 people in that same room, many of whom are friends of friends. The last time this happened was a friend’s bachelorette party where everyone but 2 people claimed they were going to cab it home. Cue 10 of us trying to sleep in…

All of her The Voice judges are in the news for VARIOUS THINGS (divorces, sexual assault, etc) so she needs to do SOMETHING to keep her profile up.

I can tell I’ve worked on the Internet for too long because that seems like a steal for a million followers.

I do a lot of yoga, and really like when beginners (at least those who are good sports and open minded) come into class because it means they’re trying something I love. The hardest trick to master is not comparing yourself to everybody else. Everyone’s bodies are different and certain poses are just naturally easy or…

I take a LOT of yoga all across the spectrum, and if there’s something you specifically don’t like, talk to the studio about it first so they can help you find the right class, or try again if you end up in a class that’s much more hippy dippy than you’d prefer.

SO GROSS. The last thing I need is TOILET MATERIAL on my phone which happens when you flush the toilet.

I’m mostly disappointed in Chris Harrison because he was lobbed the perfect slow pitch to really channel his inner Queen Mimi and respond with a, “I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is that a new show on NBC/Fox/CBS?” thus being able to shade both Unreal AND a competing network.

My husband used to constantly complain about how much stuff I had and how cluttered my apartment was.