How do you deal with the constant touch ups?! I tried to wear lipstick for 3 weeks earlier this year and couldn’t keep up.

I’m just jealous that she was able to hide at a spa for 5 days to recover. Where was that after my last (decidedly non-plastic and medically necessary but still unpleasant) surgery?!

I believe the exact NBC reason was that they didn’t have a good comedy block for it to fit in.

The restaurant is pretty nice! It is at the end of the first base line overlooking the field. You can buy any ticket (including a $4 rock pile ticket) and get a reservation. So 2 $4 tickets, $80 in food + drinks (with wait service! and liquor! and nice bathrooms!), if you park downtown probably another $15 bucks,…

My brain automatically read “Reese Witherspoon” as “Renee Zellweger” and I got REALLY excited for the weird reunion pic.

We keep that in our master bathroom! It works surprisingly well.

My office has a bar in it! It’s not unusual after a long day of fighting my to-do list to get a glass of wine and come back up to relax and finish strong.

For my friends that got married to someone they knew or dated in high school, the women work hard to maintain their looks and a certain kind of appearance while the dudes can get a beer gut and wear nothing but khakis and polos and it’s fine because they are locked in.

Ditto. All the extra work involved in restarting civilization? I’d have to homestead IF we were able to escape the city and make our way to a safe area? no thanks.

Basically will you fight or will you give up? Let’s say a mob of zombies are closing in on me. I’m not the type to arm myself to the teeth and try to fight through the horde and escape, I’m more likely to accept my inevitable zombification and have it be swift.

Oh god the hug from Prim and the white parachutes!

My friends and I talk about this constantly. If the world ends I’m the first one who’s a goner. Some people are survivors, others aren’t. I am not a survivor.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

Their story is so cute too! His manager cast her in his video without telling him and they got engaged like 3 weeks later.

FUN FACT SHE IS BFF WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES WHO WROTE MAMA’S BROKEN HEART AND YOU KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO GET SUPER HIGH (OR SUPER DRUNK ON WINE) AND PEN SOME AMAAAAAZING DISS TRACKS.

I’ve had a Mirena since March. I had hyped up the pain in my head so much that insertion was a breeze. My doc thinks I just have a high pain tolerance, but with 800 mg of ibuprofen about an hour before it really wasn’t that bad.

I went through this experience about 5 years ago with a dog we got from the shelter. He was as adorable and sweet as loving as can be with me and my roommate but as soon as he was outside our apartment or other people came over, he flipped a switch from this lovable cuddle bug to an aggressive, angry animal.

He purposely ran over and killed a man, so...

Overlooked and underlined except by Margot Robie!

This straight lady has a biiiiiig lesbian crush on her. I just watched the tourney with heart eyes.