Why didn’t they just unplug it. Duh!

I blame Hugh Jackman.

I blame kids.

A major computer manufacturer I worked for years ago let go a software engineer. He cleared out his desk, but stuck a sign on a busted up laptop that said “DO NOT SHUTDOWN”. We figured he had a good reason to put the sign there, so we left it alone. There were several old laptops and desktops around the office with…

Math? Just throw bullseyes until it tells you to hit something else. Way too easy. Threw a perfect game on my first try.

I got obsessed with this mini game. I’m a trophy hunter in general so I knew when I saw the list it would be something I had to do. But that feeling you get when the little slo mo winning cut scene plays is great! Animal Crossing what? This is my quarantine dream. 

Ah, guess i got a perfect game on my 3rd try then. Got 5 bullseyes and then a 17. I don’t know anything about darts, i just wanted to beat Wedge.

People with giant throwing stars.

Haha, that’s the one that gets me! Seriously Cloud, you asshole, there’s enough room for everyone on the damn benches. 

This is Cloud we’re talking about. The guy who walked into Tifa’s house, went to her bedroom and began searching through her drawers. And then embarrassed her in front of everybody by describing the article of clothing he found.

Cloud was raised in a Nibelheim barn.

Cloud is _too cool_ to close doors.

What drives me nuts is the game trying to pretend that I didn’t kill any of the Shinra soldiers attacking me. They’re all unconscious. Riiiiiight. I hit them with my sword over and over again until they went to sleep. Sure.

Also there was a basketball court but I couldnt shoot a basket. I tried to like kick the balls,…

Can’t or just refuses to?

Noticed this too, kept bumping the door and was like well who would steal from a guy with a giant sword...

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