ceestimmerman
Cees Timmerman
ceestimmerman

This whole thing was heartbreaking. Having lost my mom at a relatively young age (I was 16), I can totally understand the desire to do something like this, and I do not judge the family for it.

First the robotics company that flagrantly named themselves Cyberdyne, now a biotech firm using the Umbrella logo? Are we just tempting fate at this point?! 

“Bao Hu San" translate into protective umbrella, so they are actually Shanghai Ruilan Protective Umbrella Limited. Therefore Umbrella Crop XD 

Relax, Chinese knock off zombies will likely break apart before they can bite anyone

What’s even worse is that the San (傘) in Bao Hu San (保護傘) literally means umbrella.

If you’re that picky, then load the Umbrella logo, go in the image menu - Adjustments -Hue/saturation and push the hue slider to one side.

Just load the Umbrella logo in photoshop and then press ctrl+i.

Well, when you save and date the local royalty, your day job probably very quickly becomes obsolete.

Of course Mario is a real doctor. He has several PhDs from Mushroom Kingdom University.

Mario was as much a doctor as Finn the human.

Mario’s only actual job was a plumber. He quit to pursue his dream of being a famous actor in the Mushroom Kingdom. Now, he can play any roll he wants. Doctor, carpenter, pro golfer, the list goes on and on! Also he occasionally likes to go kart racing with the other Mushroom Kingdom celebrities.

Think Mario was ever a real doctor?

Even construction sites get a plumber out to run warp pipes so the crew can get from point A to point B faster and cut down on their speedruns.

If I was Mario, I wouldn’t be working either. Not when you can punch coins out of bricks, and grab the them as they are floating in the air and sky.

Mario is most definitely a real doctor. He’s cured me of boredom countless times over the years.

What’s next? Fake psychic?

It doesn’t damage anything. Don’t be so stubborn and try to learn from people who know better than you.

That would only make me blond and tanned.

I don’t care how you take it because I explained a widely known restoration process in the retro gaming community and the only reaction you got is childish disbelief.