Just because you apparently live under a rock, or on another planet—these people are megastars in the reality tv and religious worlds.

Oh for fuck’s sake. So basically having the children of the family molested by an older sibling is a big bummer? Well, we hope it won’t happen, but if it does, them’s the breaks and no biggie?

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh.

It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

Is there anything we can do to help even a little bit? Does anyone know?

I’m praying with everything I have that he dies.

That’s a terrible oversimplification. First they bleed the fuck out of the bull stabbing it with spears. Once in it’s enraged and weakened state THEN the coward bullfighter feels brave enough to fight it.

Don’t know if he deserved it nearly as much as the people who paid admission to watch the “bout”.

Am I supposed to feel bad for some Neanderthal fuck who was injured when his job was to kill the bull? This makes me nearly as happy as a story about drunk redneck fucks who have hunting accidents.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Floyd?

I think people desperately want to separate athletes as athletes from athletes as people, because you’d inevitably have to take a really hard look at whatever sport you prefer over boxing. “Yeah, go ahead and criticize Mayweather, but I bet you support the NFL and their woman-beaters amirite?” I don’t think any…

There were a lot of people last night commenting on how they were trying to evaluate his boxing career separate from his behavior outside the ring.

This is a tremendous opportunity for ESPN to take a stand and support two of the best female reporters. Their silence is deafening.

None of us wants to tolerate it. It’s intolerable. However, they have the guns, the tanks, the ammo, the teargas, the pepper spray, the billy clubs, the kevlar, the shields, the rocket launchers, the seatbelt-free arrest wagons, and a political machine that not only pointedly blinds itself to their criminal, racist,…

If being a dick was illegal, we’d all be serving life.

Don Lemon just directed a reporter to ask if a couple of protesters were sure they actually saw the police beat someone 10 feet away, then spewed this gem

Was Brittney kidding around? Because in that case, this is funny. If she is not kidding around, it is funny in a different way. I guess we all win?