The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

The lyrics suck. It's like wannabe gangsta crap with a pop star trying to act tough while singing it. Her voice is irritating and whiny. Rihanna is gorgeous and is a really great model, but she's never impressed me as a singer or music star. Her strengths are in posing, being charismatic, and being a fantastic model.…

The F train has tripled its late by terminal delay since 2011! I take it every single day and I have now come to realize that it stands for "Go Fuck Yourself"

Dear MTA:

"In other words, young Chris Christie was a total front-runner."

That's not a valid excuse. First of all, she speaks very little Italian, that was evident on their trip to Italy as well as other times through the years when she has mangled the most basic Italian words. In contrast, Meatball Joe speaks Italian and still speaks English better than Tre. Secondly, learning a second…

Other New Years Resolutions:

I don't think it makes you sound like an asshole. Part of male privilege is the semi-conscious belief that men are the arbiters of reality. Rationally, many men know that women have different experiences than they do but just as many believe, deep down, that they'd handle those experiences better. It wouldn't bother…

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.