The Dems don't need a candidate who can control the news cycle like it's an episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. They have, you know, like actual politicians in the running.

Many people feel that Gawker coverage is far from balanced. My concern is that this bias hurts her chances should she be the eventual nominee.

Can’t wait to see what Gawker and Jez feed the Bros tomorrow!

I love that they’re calling her a “body activist” instead of a hot model who’s just not anorexic. Apparently all you need to be a body activist is to have your chest weigh as much as most models. So brave...

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

They’re on eBay, and going for pretty big bucks.

You seem like fun.

Remember how we said we wanted 2016 to be way better than 2015? Apparently the universe has decided to take some of our favorite people as human sacrifices. :(

Can the musicians I grew up listening to please stop dying? I mean, first and foremost for their families and friends, but also for us kids of the 70s and 80s. This is hella depressing. 2016 can seriously fuck off.

That’s right — Starbucks hates Jesus. That’s why their cups are red — for Satan.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

Is that Canadian Club she’s drinking?

So she went as a Kardashian?

I’ve been thinking about giving up mamal-meat entirely. It doesn’t seem like there’s enough of a benefit that can’t be recieved elsewhere compared to how much damage raising mammalian livestock does and how much suffering it inflicts to the animals.

I’m not sure why scientists bother; fat people are just going to keep eating the way they have...they don’t want to be told. #FatLivesMatter

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.