At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

The D-Backs owner, Ken Kendrick, paid $2.8 Million for a baseball card. He can afford to fund his own stadium needs.

Without drinking primer first?

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

i bet he climaxes loudly

A hockey player would have crapped his pants without having to pull over.

The game really wasn’t that exciting. I think Patrick’s trying to put lipstick on a Puig here.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Gortat in this picture looks younger and less wrinkled than he did when he played for the Suns in 2012.

“...but couldn’t really provide an explanation for the lack of zip behind his pitches.”

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Um okay dad

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

Timely.

Basically a metaphor for Trump voters. Ya you walked through that door, now smile as it falls on you...

I’ve always wondered why Darius Rucker never put out a solo album entitled “Hootie Is My Slave Name”

God...I haven’t been this concerned since Hootie left the Blowfish.

So Amanda Nunes is a myth?

Steelers fan here. It was hard, but clean.