Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

As an A’s fan, I say fuck you Diamondbacks.

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

He could have walked away. He was in zero danger.

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Barf Mitzvah

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

If they followed the Cards this season it would just be called “Nothing.”

No one cares but after that game I traded Forte and Josh Gordon to a Browns fan in my league for the then suspended Le’Veon Bell ... :) Thats how you make a deal Trump ... Im in the final four

Bills defense that had just gotten steamrolled by Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Jets a week prior (remember that one?)

This must have been what they meant when people said the Cardinals are loaded this year.

He also just changed his middle name to Andoverthe.

LOL @ Anthony Brown still in the Lakers uniform.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

Mark Twain once said “Golf is a nice walk spoiled by a pack of mongooses”.

she’s a latter day jordan fan, obvi.