“not fast” is generous. 

Honestly, if I was the kind of person who had $35,000 cash to just drop whenever, I’d absolutely buy this.

Easier for 4-5 teenaged chicks getting in/out of said vehicle at the Mall.

How’s it going to look in the Home Depot parking lot lifted with an obnoxious light bar across the top and a “if you can read this, flip me over” sticker on the back? Speaking of which, where is the ideal placement for the sticker now? On the tailgate? Or still up on the glass? Because if it’s flipped, wouldn’t the…

4th: While I am not a minivan enthusiast, it’s disheartening to see any vehicle that isn’t a CUV/Tall-wagon suffering from poor sales. In this case, it means parents are sacrificing usability (sliding doors, larger cargo aperture) in the name of fashion, since those lost sales are almost certainly being picked up by…

“Let’s see if the AWD versions steals sales from the Impreza Sedan/Hatch.”

Fastback Utility Coupe (FUC)

I'd go a step further and have the car shred the driver's license. 

You know, my 10 year old Mazda6 that drove on the Bonneville Salt Flats, had no body rust when it got T-boned earlier this year. Can’t say that about a lot of the Fords, Dodges, or Chevy’s out here in Michigan. It was not garaged either. The newer Mazdas aren’t the rust buckets that the Ford era and earlier cars were.

I will say that at night, the 6's tail lights look neat since they match the shape of the daytime running lights. But yeah, even with the 18MY refresh, virtually nothing was done to the rear. At least I don’t actively hate it like the Civic Type R or something.’

I’ll keep recommending Mazdas until I feel like I can’t, like the ST twins. Just because YOU hate them, doesn’t mean others don’t. They don’t sell a lot of vehicles, but when has sales ever been 100% correlated with quality (ex: VW, or even the 2012-18 Focus)?

As for the Accord and TLX, they are actually slightly…

I need the biggest article on Hans Moleman you have.

No, that’s too big.

I’d have one...but they’re not offered in Canada! Which btw is shocking, considering the massive love wagons get here!

Millennials are going to be the first generation in US history to have less than their parents’ generation, largely due to the Boomer “fuck you, got mine” mentality. Boomers are about to start reaping everything they’ve sown.

I wonder if a golf all track wagon R would take Subaru’s lunch money due to their years long lack of a wagon.

1st Gear: Yes, car makers are making too many cars, but not just that, they are making too many of the same car.

Wait, hang on. I just want to make sure I’m getting this.

Is that what I said? I said crossovers will never be as good at being fast as other vehicle types, and that crossovers are killing off those other vehicle types, leaving less of the good ones available for people who actually want to be involved in driving.