The Michael Bay Transformers movies have always been marketed to kids. Still it's evidence that this special was a high profile ad slot.

I love her deadpan.

I read YD's reluctance as trying to deny the story she's known for millennia suddenly unraveling before her eyes.

The correct answer on death in a kid's show is Prismo. The Lich straight up unmade him on-screen.

A small part of me was looking forward to Lapis going from First Blood Rambo to First Blood Part 2 Rambo to save Steven.

I work hard to maintain my "coolest uncle ever" credentials.

Don't cry for me too much. I'm taking my nieces to a con in Atlanta to meet the SU cast members who will be there.

A slow, emotionless golem that until recently had absorbed 5 townspeople into her body like a nightmarish human mural might do the trick. The fight just didn't have the same energy and flow of the show's best fights.

I'm guessing Home Ec was the one subject he managed to get a B in on his report card in "The New Lars".

Since Peridot was responsible for submitting the report that targeted Steven's friends, I'd be thrilled to see the barn crew get in on any eventual rescue attempt.

"How does the kitty cat go?"

I will be traveling over the Memorial Day weekend. I can only hope I make it back in time to watch.

He is the Corporal Upham of Steven's friend group.

Aquamarine does look kind of like a chibi Lapis, so points for accuracy?

My birthstone finally shows up in show, and all I want to do is punch her in the face. She's brilliant.

Well done. Have a cigar.

How good can he be if he needs to be reminded not to vaporize his targets?

I liked a Lars episode? Possibly more than a Connie episode? What kind of mad alternate universe am I in now?

I already have too much fun imagining the Ruby Squad performing the Monstars' theme song.

The real money is in a Carmen Sandiego/Where's Waldo teamup. No one would be able to find them.