I mean, he’s a very good boy.

“Tom Brady isn’t a wild card QB”.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Augusta will be glad to...here is his gear...rake, shovel, mower

Look at this Boo vs. Toad shit.

Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

I get it. Hockey season is coming soon. Just looking for any reason to post hockey clips.

Teddy KGB, is that you?!?

So are you from Jersey or Eastern Europe?

Ok, thank you - I’m not using UBlock, but I am using AdBlock.  I hit “pause on this site” and now it worked.  Is this Deadspin/Gizmodo’s way of making me not use my adblocker?

If you are using Ublock, turn off “cosmetic filtering” (it’s the eyeball icon).

Yes.  I can’t watch their video player at all and often times twitter posts are like cut in half.  Definitely has to do with an adblocker or scriptblocker of some sort (noscript or privacy badger, for example). 

It’s roughly 103 bpm. Let’s hear some mashups.

you get little praise for achieving it

“Fuck Claude Lemieux”

“Fuck Claude Lemieux”

“Did anyone hear a little lump say anything?”

There was also a rumor that Ken Holland wants that job as well.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Your Customers: 40ish-year-old women who own a Chevy Tahoe and drive it right down the center of ANY two-lane driveway.