This is such a good burn.

I would’ve never guessed TJ Maxx and Marshall’s sold so much Nike shit.

Cadet Hotspurs

Tough draw for Arsenal.

This was a foregone conclusion once the NCAA hired Michigan’s punter to oversee the matter.

Get what the joke is supposed to be but, um, he did play in a World Cup for the US before he would have played in one for Iceland.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

the first three Big Ten games are doozies

You can always count on that Taco Bell for good stories.

Wrigleyville is the 9th circle of hell, the Rickets can try and turn it into Disneyland but it will always be Mecca for douche bros from Schaumberg to puke on.

Or that his brother is, inexplicably, a Patriots fan. Bandwagoning family members are the worst.  Like the chucklefucks in the Worst NFL Family commercial.

Chicago is the world capital of assholes wearing ironic mustaches. Everyone is drunk all the time and not in a good way. Every guy struts around wearing madras shorts, boat shoes, and a shirt that’s one size too small.

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”

This is good baseball.

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

So Trump is DEFINITELY going to go to this warehouse and make some speech about animals destroying our amazing economy and how these workers should be lynched (but not in a racist way). Meanwhile, Democrats will wring their hands and say they support the message of the workers but not the incivility of walking out on…

That’s the part I don’t get either. First in 2015, but then especially his responses on media days last week.

BREAKING: Ohio sends Urban Meyer to Congress

OSU alum here. This is all obviously very disappointing to me on many levels. But fuck, how have these coaches not realized that the downfall is ALWAYS in the cover-up? Like, this shit happened several years after everything materialized with Penn State. It’s baffling to me that these coaches* cannot figure this out.