Could very well treat her kindly and be good to her, to be honest.

First of all, I said explicitly that I don’t know much about Thompson. So I didn’t know that about him.

The most important question I have is what in the hell is Iowa doing having high school playoffs toward the end of July? How is that possible? 

Yeah, that's what I figured you meant. But hey, Javier Baez amirite?

Only like the 7th weirdest comment in this whole piece.

And they’ve done it all while facing a crazy amount of injuries to their top players. Weird article.

I fucking hate the Cubs (Indians fan, unfortunately) but to say the Cubs are lucky this year is to gratuitously cherrypick.

“... especially in the relatively weak National League”

This whole quote is unbelievable “play the right way” bullshit:

I’ve had the pleasure of flying right seat with my father in that airspace a few times.

Per the article:

I’m not sure what his or his family members’ football playing status has to do with this, but - yes, the police are the assholes here. He was drunk and made a dumb mistake (while trying to at least be a reasonably responsible drunk idiot, by the way). They could have, you know HELPED him, which is what police are…

Pffft, .204 that's happy hour in Iowa City. Vodka Sam blew a .40 and live-tweeted her arrest. We've got our standards here.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

I thought this was AV Club, not Jezebel.

Sounds like he told the clerk the guy attacked him. 

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

If he had actually dined at the sushi restaurant, he wouldn’t have been denied the use of the bathroom.