Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Yeah, stop liking the things you like, assholes!

They helped transform Wrigleyville from a naturally grown douche-bro neighborhood into a boring-as-fuck, cookie cutter, half-mile-long-ESPNZone, douche-bro neighborhood; and it’s amazing how much worse that is. 

Your complaint is falling on Karen’s deaf ears.

The exact thing they used to do to USC every single year. Took a decade for them to figure out that they should stop putting USC into the Top Ten automatically each pre-season. Personally, I think they shouldn’t rank any teams until 3-4 weeks into the season. See where the records and schedule strength line up, THEN…

I am a Badger. I walked on to the team during the Ron Dayne era and was promptly cut after a semester (humble brag). Charles Woodson absolutely lit up Wisconsin in the 97' matchup at Camp Randall, so I have nothing but respect:

Cool, I remember my first Phish concert.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

Officers: You can leave now.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

I mean, these commenters weren’t the only ones talking about it.

The 11/12 season was decided by goal difference, which is objectively tighter than a team winning by one point.

Just making sure here, but you do realize the Champions League and European Cup are the same competition? It dates back to 1955 but underwent a re-branding in 1991. Spurs have never won it. Spurs were the first English side to win a UEFA club competition, but it was the European Cup Winner’s Cup, which was a lesser…

I made my username bc I had great plans to become a deadspin legend making articles detailing just how existentially soul-killing it can be to be a lifelong fan of this fucking team.

You beat me to it.

“In the sixth minute of a scheduled five minutes of stoppage time” is so misleading that it has to just be trolling.  The ball literally went into the net at 5:01, and that was after Onana was booked for time-wasting, having run nearly a minute off the clock.

I am currently posting this comment from beyond the realm of life because my heart exploded in the 95th minute, but this needs to be said...