Two’s company, three’s a crowd

My most badadd cpmments are wjen I don;t lopk at the keyboaed.

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

Be honest with me Bradley, you and Andy were pumped full of meldonium, weren’t you?

There is no terrain in the pool.

Jesus, I spent the last half of the video wondering couldn’t somebody just give her a fucking hug?

Exactly. Exposing him all but confirmed Mrazek was done in Detroit.

Probably not necessary. His contract expires after this season and a mutual split seems like a certainty at this point.

#FireKenHolland

Will Grigg’s on fire, Kyle Walker had a shocker

Found the Gooner!

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

He’s the buyer. The seller is his lawyer who put up the $130 grand for the porn star and never expected repayment.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Probably from Berwyn.

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

This is how journalism dies—not with a bang, but with a Dave’s Double cheeseburger and a frosty.

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

This was not the snow the Mexican and Colombian skiers were promised.

All true. But it’s also about fitness. These guys have hearts and lungs that I’m not convinced are human. They eat something like 8K calories a day and have single digit body fat. Frankly, it’s amazing that Pita beat four of them. I’m guessing they had the norovirus.