Rob Manfred announces Evan Turner and Draymond Green are banned from baseball for life.

The initial, “What the fu-” from Green makes it.

“The IOC said that the standalone medal ceremonies were introduced during the Calgary 1988 Olympics, “in order to give the public an opportunity to view medal presentation ceremonies IOC an opportunity to sell more tickets and make more scratch.”

I’d make it at least half way up before my shoulder dislocated.

The best part of this match was the hysterical reaction of Arsenal Twitter over the result. Every available straw was grasped.

Lol. Juventus have appeared in two of the past three CL finals. A PL club hasn’t even been in one since 2011-12. I realize that this is 2018 and the Juve roster is depleted compared to what it was in 2014-15, but they are a “small club?” Get the hell out of here. I’m no Tottenham supporter - just that this is a pretty…

Complete BS.

Yeah, totally. And if an asteroid hit the field during the match, everyone would have lost.

Spurs don’t even make you mad, they’re actually funny to you, actually.

It was unclear in my post, but I am pro-profanity. I think it is fucking awesome that NBC seems to have just given up this Olympics on the stupid bleeping or silencing of certain words but not others.

My favorite part was earlier today when Mike Tirico claimed that the McTwist was named after McDonalds, rather than Mike McGill who invented the trick 30-something years ago.

And NBC is failing to bleep out any of the profanity again. “I fucking did it!” on repeat. Snowboarders are just completely discombobulating the censors.

Coincidentally, this is also what it will look like after the Russians’ next competitive entry in the U.S. presidential elections.

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

He definitely knows how to ride around in style

And another example of how AWESOME Bode is as a commentator.

Aubameyang has already played in the Europa League this season with Borussia Dortmund

“Hahahahahaha!!!”

I think his real early start in the downhill portion helped too as it seemed like the wind picked up as run went along. Some of the good downhillers who went later put up slower times than I expected with what looked like pretty clean runs