Dier, too, is priced at a nearly unbelievable level—£60 million reportedly—but Spurs also don’t desperately need him like they do Kane or Dele. The versatile, defensive-minded Dier is part of both a talented midfield that includes Victor Wanyama, Moussa Dembélé, and promising youngster Harry Winks, as well as a…

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Men Are From Mars, Women Get Drilled By Venus

She’s already incredible.

Disclosure: Donald Trump has been provided with dirt on Hillary Clinton by the Kremlin, and has had his hair playfully mussed by a celebrity enthusiast. His shitty, racist opinions are his own.

There’s only one way to respond to a Haka…

People often confuse the two. Marcus is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound, whereas Markieff is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound.

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

There’s always the next article.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Usually, innovation in sports comes via movement, as coaches from different areas with different backgrounds arrive with new ideas.

There are many ways that sports articles can be linked back to political headlines through jokes. This is not one of them.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

My grandma said “don’t do whipits.”

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Love Holland and am thankful for everything he’s done, but it’s time. Pay everything to bring Yzerman here. All the money. A free Chevy Cruze with gas reimbursed. Enough Oberon and Hot N Readys to make Marian Ilitch vomit cardboard. His own ownership stake in the six homeless people recently purchased by Dan Gilbert…

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

Those moments have come as a private school