Listen, you’re not wrong that public stadiums and TIFs are generally public scams. You’re also not wrong for asking how a bankrupt city like Detroit can afford to pay for a brand new stadium.

for the non-Michigan criminal lawyers, first degree criminal sexual conduct is generally aggravated rape, and 3rd degree is everything else. 2nd and 4th degree CSC are groping.

What?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

We recommend heading down to the children’s hospital to find a trio of cancer victims to exploit.

He just wanted to know if you wanted the pin in or out, you dinks. And tip your caddy better than just a sandwich next time.

Just in case you’re not impressed enough by this guy free soloing in less than four hours, here’s where I’ll point out that the very first ascent of El Capitan took 47 fucking days.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

This is just another empty gesture ESPN is using to prove they’re not too Liberal. Well, if they ever want to win ME back, they’re gonna hafta:

On one hand what he said was incredibly stupid and terrible. On the other I do enjoy” Are you ready for some football” but on the third why do they waste money on flashy intro songs and openings? Do they gain any viewers from it compared to a simple opening graphic and the announcer bringing us in?

1) Is the article supposed to end where it does? It seems very abrupt, and as if there is no conclusion. What’s there is good, though.

Did this story get posted before the rest was ready or something? I feel like it ends 25% of the way through.

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

excellent

Or is it that he doesn’t wear pants because he’s that fucking high?

Is Clark the Cub that high because he doesn’t wear pants?

His replacement, Jason Benetti, is a hundred times better, funnier, and more entertaining than Hawk has ever been. He and Steve Stone have really good chemistry, though comparing them to Hawk and Stone is like night and day. I’ve talked to like ten people about this lately and all of them agree. I can’t wait.