This reminds me of Simmons’ analysis of when Steve Ballmer bought the Clippers. He discussed it with Ramona Shelburne on his old ESPN podcast and it was so frustrating to listen to how empty their ideas were. The two of them had this totally weird, blind deference to Billionaire Tech Mogul Man. They just assumed his…

Cooler near the lake.

Because you punch up, not down.

I’m actually surprised at how rarely you guys go in on Barstool. I hope you keep at it.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

Y’all were worried about Trump tweeting out the nuclear launch codes? Well guess what motherfuckers!

Why was he kidnapping a girl in the middle of the video?

Great imagery with the whole shooting college students and showing their bodies strewn about. Thank god this white kid isn’t going to our school

Undecided what’s lamer. This video? Or the Michigan “M” hand thing?

“I remember when you used to be good” is a hell of a heckle to someone who would be the best hitter on your own team.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

I do. And yeah, it does.

If you know many Sox fans, it should make perfect sense to you.

AR5ENAL

Or if Harry Kane didn’t score 7 of those to clinch the Golden Boot.

See?! This is what happens when you try to give everyone a participation trophy!

Im now waiting for United to win the Europa League, which will give us 5 teams from the BPL in the Champions League while Troopz screams at Robbie on Arsenal Fan TV for Wenger to resign after a 1-1 draw to Moribor on a cold, wet Slovenian night.

It’s almost as if Spurs didn’t score 13 goals combined in their last two matches.

+1 Emirates flight to Kazakhstan

Agreed. Tickets to the NLD 2+ weeks ago were too damn expensive. But I was in Bricklayers: