+9.8 m/s^2

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

I’m not proud to admit this, but when I played tennis as a preteen I once jumped over the net and kicked the other kid in the stomach for doing the kind of shit to me that Fognini did to Murray in that clip.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

Except for the native people who came up with the game.

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

Typical penguin flop there.

Wasn’t really worth setting up a burner just for that comment, was it?

Wow, you mean he filmed things and then edited the film? Like, literally how you make a film?

Walks like a cop.

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

Hey, look, a derby where the team in all white eviscerated their (normally) red-and-white-clad local rivals!

There’s a really filthy efficiency to this

NOTES FROM THE GRAYS:

I suppose... for now. I’d prefer an article from Billy eating shit. But this will do for now.

Cool. Are we gonna get a recap of Sunday’s NLD or what? I know the Deadspin staff are die-hard Gooners (it autocorrected that to “Goobers”—which is accurate) but... it would be nice to do some revelling TBH.

I think they’re negotiating the return of Greg Howard to Screamer for a special obituary piece.

Speaking of things being behind where they normally are, you hear about that time Arsenal finished behind Tottenham on the PL table?