OK, I have won, but not since last June. A sad story, but not catastrophic.

Oh yeah?  Hey Zack, I think you are overdue for a vacation!  You are working too hard!

I can’t argue with that!

Congrats to amazingmeow who like it or not is a club member!!! So we are doing great things this year!! Congrats to the rest of the mentions especially Cecil_banon and MonoArtan on their respective awards as well!!

Oh, apparently cecil has already won that award, so you’re even losing losing... That’s sad!

I last won over a year ago when Zack took off!

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA love the comment for my entry 

So you’re a winner in losing!

Fair, but with a nine-month losing streak, I feel like I am redefining losing every week.

It’s easier to find Waldo in amazingmeow’s image than the truck...

I won a WHOLE SEAT! Bob you want the rest as I will only use the edge tomorrow?!?!?

During the period of the three Ansei earthquakes from 1854-60, Namazu became a popular character for parody in print and stage. Insert joke about cosplay being eternal here.
(Kyosai Kawanabe and Robun Kanagaki, performing in 1855)

I Whiscash, I Whiscash I was a fish
Causing earthquakes happily
Then everyone would come around
To hear predictions from me
I’d swim and swim with my new friends
Im lying but they don’t know
We’d swim along until I grew peckish
Then I'd eat them all real slow!

Here’s a better submission

USPS’ Runner 2049

You can’t tell me what to not do.