I presume you mean the 300k/week.

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

I thought it was genius for Schalke put Hot Sauce on to split Modric in half:

I originally thought "Kiss" was a typo, but changed my mind once I found out that Hernandez was unsuccessful.

I'm gonna float a theory here.....

Turns out Tebow has been working diligently with Tom House.

You could argue that his career needed one.

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

Bognor Regis was recently relegated by Bognor Michael Strahan.

Munching Glad Bag.

Les Cousins Dangereux

I don't know, I kind of look the same way after 420.

Bill Simmons must be played by Ellen Degeneres

When security saw the vest, they suspected he was trying to turn a prophet.

I just spent about ten minutes trying to come up with an American analogy for Ray Hudson, and none exist — I suppose Gus Johnson would come close (as a basketball/football guy, not with his soccer), but he has neither the vocabulary nor as keen a sense of the moment as Hudson. The man is an absolute fucking treasure.

'hey pop, i have terrible taste in music' is how it should start.

He knew country, Taylor Swift, all that stuff.

After discovering the little girl's ability to block a shot, City signed her to play center back for a transfer fee of $275 million.