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I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

Considering the other guy was still moving, I don't see why Holt was hit with a charge.

Led by a psychopath blowhard, gets their asses kicked while wearing a ridiculous costume.

It's like two turds bumping into each other in a toilet. Both of'em stink.

Exactly this. Remember that match like it was yesterday. Alves was not touched (at least, not by the boot of Pepe). Alves and Busquets disgraced themselves that day.

+1 for a Men In Blazers reference, those guys are awesome. Courage.

"In part because of this absence of ideology, being a Chelsea fan isn't the most emotionally gratifying position to hold. Chelsea are rich and good, and that's about it. Chelsea fans don't get to feel the particular brand of happiness that is seeing your club conquer the world on their own terms, like when Spain won…

The anti-Mourinho and anti-Chelsea propaganda in this piece is amazing. From portraying Man U as a struggling club (biggest kit sponsorship in the world by far) against a Russian billionaire (owner of a club working hard to stay w/in FFP guidelines and who funded big purchases with big sales) to the nonsense about…

You know, I originally was having a great reaction to this piece, except for the last two paragraphs, where it suddenly became all about how Chelsea fans will never know joy because of money? Something like that? (ramblinwrecked put the lie to the "Chelsea fans are not passionate" argument above.) Then I realized what…

"In part because of this absence of ideology, being a Chelsea fan isn't the most emotionally gratifying position to hold."

There is a lot to pick on here, but most egregious is this:

Over at Men In Blazers, they interviewed Adam Richman a few weeks back. Apparently he played in some celebrity match (ha) in which Mourinho coached his team. Richman told the MIB guys that Mourinho trashed Iker Casillas to the celebrities sitting around playing in this charity match. Would love to know what he said...

He may be an asshole, but he's *our* asshole.

"Mourinho might not be the right man for every club, but he is the right man for this time. It's easier to win when winning is the only thing you care about."

This is totally Brad Stevens, right? It has to be.