Papa John 3:16

Justin Blackmon made this same video, but instead of a PSA it’s a segment from the next season of MTV Cribs.

Haven’t seen a four year old drive through the lane and bust up a rim that badly since Bieber’s DUI.

As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.

Bennies, go home.

And season ticket holders have just doubled as my cousins and friends from Bensonhurst and Staten Island have moved back from Belmar for the summer just to watch an Italian play in MLS.

Never has the British slang of ‘sacked’ been more appropriate.

I literally have not heard or thought about The Stryder in 15 years until now

“That fucking back line!”

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

Personally I think Rose was aiming for the one black woman in the gallery.

“These German girls are looking really attractive right now.”

I’ve always known that hope is full of shit. But then, I’m a Tottenham supporter.

When Torres saw this he threw his remote at the TV, killing one of his neighbors in the process.

“Jon Jones get your shit together!”

I hope Mr. Cormier is a patient man

Too bad there isn’t some sort of “Monte Carlo simulation” to get you ready for this level of chaos.

Sepp Blatter and the Goblet of Slavery

What a legend.