Keith Hernandez got awful tan this offseason.

If I were a Villa supporter rushing the pitch, I'd pet Guzan's head.

Coming to Gold's Gym near you...The Laron Landry Flex-A-Bust Tour.

the only time I don't laugh at the word "dong" is when I'm going up against this guy.

Messi-gasm for Mr. Hudson.

Adam Johnson was arrested for mutton bustin' just the other day.

chatting with Dan Le Batard. It's great to see the kids from The Boondocks doing something productive.

Mo Vaughn would have Golden Corral buffets delivered to him mid-season and no one bats an eye. That's because Mo Vaughn was extra hungry.

he looks like the overly suave middle schooler who softly says "buttery biscuits" in your ear after he drains a 20 footer over you.

I see he relegated his taste in women.

It's a coin flip between Lewandowski and Gotze to see who is Two-Face.

I can't wait for Joey Barton to someday murder someone in this league.

open gym table tennis just got hustled.

Reus is the Tulo of the Bundesliga. Lethal when healthy, injured frequently. Really hope he can carry Dortmund out of the basement.

The following year, Billy Ripken was seen shitting in BJ Surhoff's cleats.

that many hits to the head, I'm not sure if im super high or just brain dead.

Empire State of Mind: Big lights will inspire you. They will also blind you.

These shoes look like Zabra Gum. Ahhh, Zebra Gum.

Michael Wilbon: Chi McBride. And the Oscar for Best Casting Choice goes to...

I'll bet he lost his tooth during a raucous first date playing The Sims.