Just eat a 9 year old's arm. It worked for that other bear.

They need some Quiet Riot in their life.

Shawn Kemp and Vin Baker must have just left prior to the raid. Good on them for staying out of trouble.

this team goal has big balls.

he has more goals than Jozy Altidore so that's a plus. Then again, so do I.

the last Tubby to wreck a motorcycle was Ben Roethlisberger. I can't believe its been so long.

I once won a keg by being the last person to vomit after taking ipecac. Everyone barfed after 20-30 minutes. It took me 2 hours and 3 chicken tenders later to throw up on a strangers pair of Tom's while walking back to the dorm after eating said chicken tenders. The keg of Lionshead was mediocre at best but I won…

he's now Ray Rice's life coach.

little big green was a great flick.

Will Hank Pym, I mean Michael Douglas' cunnilingus mouth be there?

Mike Sweeney needs to get an honorable world series ring if they win.

my go-to chant would be, "Run like your petrified of Joe Flacco's unibrow!"

I'm guessing using any metaphors pertaining to pressure cookers are out of the question.

I'm patiently waiting for John Terry's comment on this. Until he's banging the mum.

Also known as NAAFP. National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.

he was arrested for quoting Nelly more than once.

he'll transfer to Auburn and all will be forgiven.

I just flushed my peen.

Fly Emirates all over the Knicks' blue and orange.

PedoBear in the background made this even weirder.