1. I hope the streaker is deaf.

so this is why the Broncos threw the Super Bowl. Elway/Manning for '16.

"...dancing and dribbling basketballs to an aggressive metal club track."

if I were the #1 pick, if be wearing a Jim McMahon headband.

Jameis Winston stole the creativity.

Your face when you go to Medieval Times and see someone actually die from the joust.

I'm curious how many A&M freshmen got the bang bang from that famous finger.

Only 364 more days until next years hockey season, gotta toughen up!

Lloyd McClendon is going to be my stage name once I figure out how all this EDM works.

A football cake. How original.

2 bat flips. 2 outs. That'll be 20 lashes with the kendo stick.

Paul Blart just juked all of America.

if Jeter is ever listed, I quit baseball.

don't be ridiculous, he's just looking for his ham wallet.

all of the players were fist pumping one another to get a rally started.

Dr. Lou Sanus is gonna have his hands full with this investigation. Hopefully Bea Chermeet doesn't get her scholarship taken away as a result.

sometimes my hand looks like that after a long day. But for other reasons.

Anthrocon was 2 weeks ago. Fur, Fun and so much more! http://www.anthrocon.org

it's gotta be super awkward showing up to Buster Olney's ASG sleepover 3 hours early wearing that.

Dickie V wears shorts like a boss-ess. I want to adopt him as my grandpa.