his odds are waaayyy better for the 76ers being 2015 NAMBLA champs.

if his highlight reel ends with him shagging Rihanna or a Kardashian, does that make it a success?

my guess is the Spud Webb lookalike before Brian Windhorst ate him. So....Hangry Windhorst.

I've never seen a boner more obvious than the time I wore sweatpants to the tit bar.

it sounds like he'll be purchasing the "2014 World Cup In Review" Blu-Ray.

"Hey coach, I cut the sleeves off your borrowed hoodie because I got blood on it. You still want it back?"

if you sit within a 30ft radius of John Kruk, your ticket also comes with a poncho.

his name is spelt, "Nikolas." A trend of stupidity started with his birth and isn't expected to end.

nice read. It's nice to get the pilots first hand experience.

Rihanna be like, "Samesies! I loovvvveee the Mannschaft."

since when does Raiden run ultra marathons?

Contrary to popular belief, Klose is not a "nigga"

Zlatan thinks Zlatan is the best.

why thank you!

this guy gets it!

who would spend their time deleting tweets when they could be masturbating?

surely we knew Schurrle would find a way to be in the mix.

I call BS. Mascherano goes 50% MR from a head injury AND tears his asshole and yet still comes up clutch.

There's so much poo!

I hope Xavi comes to NY, errrr NJ. That'd be a soccer fans wet dream!